And now the tweets of the week:

Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes https://t.co/H9BbWQORqO

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 2, 2023

Chicago Honors Lori Lightfoot’s Legacy With 21-Murder Salute https://t.co/YzIoFsvxjW

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 2, 2023

Ram Relieved As Kindly Old Jewish Man Frees Him From Thicket https://t.co/Da6l3kYcUP

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 3, 2023

New Feminist Tickle Me Elmo Just Says, 'That Was Not Consensual' https://t.co/4iOIMB9n52

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 9, 2023

Duck was confused as hell pic.twitter.com/6hpCNAuXhe

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 27, 2023

Men
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— The Figen (@TheFigen_) March 2, 2023

And finally, your dose of cuteness…

Two hard boiled eggs I left on the table before going to wash hands? pic.twitter.com/MeDvQCERM7

— Doglover (@puppiesDoglover) February 27, 2023

Jr. Rocky Babyboapic.twitter.com/IebcFv8GS7

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) February 28, 2023