Next Wednesday is International Women’s Day. In the spirit of celebrating women, Hershey’s Canada has issued special chocolate bars bearing the likeness of special women.

Women like Fae Johnstone, who happens to be a man cosplaying being a woman.

I’m guessing that chocolate bar also contains nuts https://t.co/Zfl27W9yhv

— Magills (@magills_) March 2, 2023

One of the things I like so much about the transgender movement is that it finally acknowledges a truth that all misogynists have long believed: that men are better at everything, including being a woman.

Better female athletes. Better at fighting for justice. Better at even understanding what it means to be a woman.

Take that, J.K. Rowling. Fae has Hershey’s Canada on his side.

We still have a long way to go in the fight to end misogyny, patriarchy and gender-based violence.

I hope this campaign helps give more young women and girls role models and possibility models. And shows them how we can be change the world, together.

— Fae Johnstone, MSW (@FaeJohnstone) March 1, 2023

Fae is only one of 5 women Hershey has chosen to feature on their celebratory chocolate bar wrappers, which clearly makes him a very exceptional woman indeed.

What is Fae’s claim to fame? Being Fae, of course. Fae is performatively trans. It is his one and only claim to fame, his skill, his being, his grift. He is a consultant in…DEI crap, of course, although fancied up in business language.

Fae is a co-owner of Wisdom2Action because wisdom is his deal. He knows things.

Wisdom2Action (W2A) is a social enterprise and consulting firm specializing in community engagement, creative facilitation, research and evaluation, knowledge mobilization and equity, diversity and inclusion.

Wisdom2Action incorporated as a business with a social enterprise commitment in 2019, building on our legacy as a national knowledge mobilization network, founded in 2013, supporting youth serving organizations across Canada.

“Supporting youth-serving organizations across Canada.” Literally, the only phrase that makes sense in the entire business description is about getting access to children. On that point, alone, is the description comprehensible. Access to kids.

Ever notice how it’s always about the kids? These trans folks don’t like HAVING kids, but they apparently like being with them quite a lot. Preferably with as few clothes on as they can get away with.

I don’t know how Fae got onto this particular Hershey highway, but clearly, it will be good for his business.

What isn’t clear to me at all, though, is why Hershey Canada thinks doing this will be good for theirs.

Are there not enough actual women in Canada to celebrate on their chocolate bars? No athletes, community leaders, politicians, charity workers, mothers, volunteers, or teachers who could serve as good role models for young girls?

Did they really have to recruit a man to fill what is, by definition, a woman’s job?

Women are, you know, inherently valuable and worthy of admiration. You don’t actually have to have been born with a penis to be a role model. At least when I was growing up I wasn’t taught that. I was taught that women could be whatever they wanted, save being a man. Turned out that wasn’t right.

This new version of “feminism” is truly bizarre. I used to think that radical feminists fetishized male traits as the only admirable ones, downplaying the particular feminine virtues that complement masculine virtues and help make civilization. This seemed very sad to me.

But the new radicals? They dispense with feminity altogether, going straight for fetishizing male bodies and pretending to be female. As if what makes somebody a woman is a dress and painted nails, and those chromosomes, hormones, and specialized organs are incidental.

The obvious hatred of actual feminity that underlies this movement is so obvious that it is practically blinding. Fae is not a woman; he is a parody of a woman. This is a modern minstrel show.

I’m sorry to say that men can’t stop this parody of feminism. Only women can.

It will take women standing up for themselves and their daughters to stop the alphabet onslaught.