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I was happily cruising Twitter looking for something to be outraged about, and of course it was super easy to find.

Today’s episode of ridiculousness is provided by an old standby: President Joe Biden. He always good for a laugh, at least if you are into octogenarians drooling, tripping, and wandering off into the wilderness, but his administration keeps fouling things up and embarrassing the country.

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If you aren’t into that sort of thing, he is good for getting the heart pumping with rage.

Not so fond of that, to be honest. But it helps me produce 6 posts a day, so I guess I should be grateful.

Get a load of this. This is actually coming from the Biden Administration, outlining the takeaways from Biden’s trip to Mexico.

America has a new DNA, I guess. Liberty used to be in our DNA, but apparently Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion has been injected into the country using a new mRNA vaccine or something.

The statement is a wonder to behold. And yes, that DNA reference was actually to deoxyribonucleic acid.

Today, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, President Joseph R. Biden, and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau met in Mexico City for the 10th North American Leaders’ Summit (NALS). The leaders are determined to fortify our region’s security, prosperity, sustainability and inclusiveness through commitments across six pillars: 1) diversity, equity, and inclusion; 2) climate change and the environment; 3) competitiveness; 4) migration and development; 5) health; and 6) regional security.

North America shares a unique history and culture that emphasizes innovation, equitable development, and mutually beneficial trade to create inclusive economic opportunities for the benefit of our people. We are not just neighbors and partners. Our people share bonds of family and friendship and value – above all else – freedom, justice, human rights, equality, and democracy. This is the North American DNA.

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What is it about government folks being so incompetent when it comes to doing anything catchy? Bad acronyms and metaphors always.

Look at the priorities. Regional security. Nice to see it came in at #6. Immigration made it all the way up to #4.

DEI, and climate change, numbers 1 and 2. DEI is actually #1!

For God’s sake, make it stop!

The DEI section is a doozy, with all the correct buzzwords. Do you think it was Trudeau or Biden who pushed that section? I suspect Biden, because Trudeau would have tossed in something about killing Indigenous women if they are poor or disabled. MAID and all that being so super-duper.

Diversity, equity, and inclusion is foundational to the strength, vibrancy, and resilience of our countries. We focus on providing marginalized communities opportunities for their full, equal, and meaningful participation in our democracies and economies. To advance these objectives, President LĂłpez Obrador, President Biden, and Prime Minister Trudeau reiterated their joint commitment to protect civil rights, promote racial justice, expand protections for LGBTQI+ individuals and deliver more equitable outcomes to all.

In partnership with Indigenous Peoples, we will promote innovative and sustainable solutions that honor traditional knowledge, foster Indigenous-led growth and drive job creation. We will continue our cooperation to build societies where Indigenous women and girls can live, learn, and lead without fear through the Trilateral Working Group on Violence Against Indigenous Women and Girls. Indigenous women from all three countries will convene in the coming weeks to facilitate discussions about priorities and best practices including in areas of political, economic, and social development. The three countries also reaffirm our commitment to gender equality and empowerment of women and girls, in all their diversity by aiming to improve financial and political support for women’s and girl’s rights.

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I wish Matt Walsh could ask these fine men what exactly a woman or a girl is, and do trans-indigenous people like Elizabeth Warren count as members of the group? It is all so confusing. That “in all their diversity” clearly is a reference to trans-women, so do trans-race people count? Can I identify as an Indigenous woman or girl?

Climate Change, too, provided more succor for Indigenous people, who I assume have advice to give all of us on how best to ensure the electrification of stoves and cars.

We will continue to implement and build on commitments from the 2021 North American Leaders’ Summit on climate mitigation, adaptation, and resilience, while renewing our focus on reducing methane emissions from all sources, with a new focus on waste methane. We will explore standards to develop hydrogen as a regional source of clean energy. We will move swiftly to accelerate the energy transition by deploying clean energy solutions, increasing the production and adoption of zero-emission vehicles in North America and transitioning to cleaner fuels. In partnership with Indigenous Peoples, we reiterate our pledge to protect biodiversity, to work toward ending deforestation, and doing our part to conserve 30 percent of the world’s land and waters by 2030.

Now I have no problem with Indigenous Peoples, but from this statement it appears that Indigenous women were the main topic of conversation between the 3 leaders. Perhaps that is Justin Trudeau’s influence? He likes women, right? I know women like him. He is a good looking guy. Better looking than his real father even, and certainly better looking than Pierre.

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On migration the White House makes clear their goal, and what they mean by securing the border. (Don’t do it!)

Since June, Mexico, the United States and Canada have collectively welcomed record numbers of migrants and refugees from the Western Hemisphere under new and expanded labor and humanitarian programs. Today, we affirm our joint commitment to safe, orderly, and humane migration under the Los Angeles Declaration and other relevant multilateral frameworks. This includes assisting host communities and promoting migrant and refugee integration; providing protection to refugees, asylum seekers, and vulnerable migrants; strengthening asylum capacity in the region; expanding and promoting regular pathways for migration and protection; addressing the root causes and impacts of irregular migration and forced displacement; and collaborating to counter xenophobia and discrimination against migrants and refugees.

Pretty clear what their priorities are: open the borders and facilitate the process. Also combat “xenophobia and discrimination,” which is another way of saying that they will combat Neanderthals who think that the border should be secure.

So when Joe Biden talks about comprehensive immigration reform, he is basically saying “let ’em all in.”

Blah blah blah. This is our new DNA, apparently. DEI, open borders, throttling energy. Maybe they keep coming back to Indigenous peoples because they want to bring back hunting and gathering as the primary means of survival.

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What an embarrassment. During the Trump Administration we kept on getting lectures about how embarrassing Donald Trump was because he was mean, focusing all his attention on his America first agenda. I always thought that was ridiculous, since the Kumbaya agenda always left us holding the bag.

Well, I was right. This pablum is what you get when you put the Establishment back in charge. The agenda for North America is now DEI.

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