Sunday Smiles

We all need a break before we head into yet another week of work, chores, and errands. That’s why I lose hours of sleep every week scouring the internet in order to collect these amusing memes and interesting tweets. It is grueling, backbreaking work. Every night my wife rubs IcyHot into my aching hands, bringing them back to life.

In exchange for all this finger-breaking work, I ask only one thing: follow me on Twitter. @davidstrom

It will be life-changing. I survived the Muskpocalypse, but by following me you are helping to create a “safe space” for me. It really is the least you can do.

Well THAT escalated quickly:

And now this week’s tweets:

Hillary Clinton Awarded Honorary Canadian Medical License https://t.co/FUJeWE4Qo2

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 13, 2022

Biden Calls For $50 Billion To Help Ukraine Track Down Notorious Russian Arms Dealer 'Merchant Of Death' https://t.co/NUoXdDmjqY

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 8, 2022

Amazing: Clairvoyant Man Can Always Guess What Will Happen Next In Wife’s Hallmark Movie https://t.co/ag5G1cRxY5

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 15, 2022

China Threatens To Fire Senators Who Voted For TikTok Ban https://t.co/MlFbXfkOQg

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 15, 2022

Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic https://t.co/FDkhrn1Ari

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 16, 2022

Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows pic.twitter.com/VMpNKUHyDn

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 16, 2022

Laid-Off Journalist Trying To Learn To Code Horrified To Discover The Code Is Binaryhttps://t.co/cLDp4N1jrd

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 16, 2022

Canadian Healthcare System Introduces Punch Card Where On Your 10th Visit You Get Free Suicidehttps://t.co/DFleLqkY6p

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 17, 2022

And finally, your dose of cuteness…

Fluffy frens..🐩🐾🐈😍 pic.twitter.com/tvnnoqeJyD

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 10, 2022

Land dolphin…🐶🐾🌾😅 pic.twitter.com/3q1Pi3yEj2

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 14, 2022

Jump, jump…🚶‍♀️🐾🐈😅 pic.twitter.com/U01qzDlFpk

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 15, 2022