Did you hear? Joe Biden is going to give yet another speech about how MEGA-ULTRA-REALLY SUPERBAD MAGA deplorables are going to destroy democracy by voting. Voting is really really REALLY evil unless you are a Democrat.

He’s going to give that crazy red speech again. Incredible. https://t.co/08IzIEKq2Y

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) November 2, 2022

Obviously Tuesday night will be dark, because as we know Democracy Dies in Darkness™. I am reliably informed of that! Expect a dark and tragic night come November 8, the day the music died. Or democracy. Whatever…

Joe Biden might just be the very worst politician in American history. He at least is trying to give James Buchanan a run for his money. Buchanan really did almost destroy democracy. But he took a full 4 years to do it. Biden might beat that timeline.

I still think that Turkmenistan President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov (say THAT 3 times fast!) might be an even worse leader, but since outside the small group of people–those who believe that a politician driving a dune buggy around a flaming volcanic pit is fun to watch–nobody has a clue who he is. I had to look him up.

So Joe Biden it is. Epically ridiculous, only with more apocalyptic destruction.

With just six days until Election Day, President Biden plans to deliver a speech near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday night on “preserving and protecting our democracy,” according to the Democratic National Committee, which is organizing the event. Biden will also address “the threat of election deniers and those who seek to undermine faith in voting and democracy,” the DNC said. Biden’s planned speech comes as Democratic and Republican candidates alike are honing their closing arguments in a slew of new ads directed at undecided voters and in a handful of remaining debates.

What is this possibly supposed to do for Democrats? Do they actually believe that this will work? Are they setting things up for, of all things, trotting out the “election was stolen” trope? Stacey Abrams clearly is. Hillary Clinton too.

Please stop what you are doing and watch this warning from @HillaryClinton and join us to stop right wing MAGA candidates from taking over the offices that run elections pic.twitter.com/ZKgSPMFstM

— iVote (@iVoteFund) October 31, 2022

No thinking person actually believes this crap, and even the few who do are thinking about voting for Republicans anyway. Voters have seen the destruction wrought by Democrats and want no more of it.

I would be surprised that the Democrats are going all on in on the abortion/”democracy at risk” messaging, but what else can they possibly do? Start a nuclear war? Short of that, the dynamic for the election is set. No amount of Biden blithering will change it. It will likely hurt them.

Maybe they will start a nuclear war, at that? At this point it would make more political sense for them to do it than for Biden to once again mutter incoherently about “MEGA-MAGA election deniers,” so prepare your fallout shelters. Armageddon is coming for the Democrats and they might prefer a genuine end of the world to losing power.

Just kidding. I think. I hope. Oh, crap. Stock up on booze, ammo, and gasoline.

Joe Biden has spent the past (nearly) 2 years on a magical destruction tour of the American experiment and he has the gall to warn us that it is at risk from Republicans?! In 246 years of American history, Biden has caused more disasters than any president in so short of time. President James Buchanan at least made it to the lame duck phase of his presidency before he blew the Republic apart and helped spark the Civil War.

Biden is trying to beat his record of destruction, showing a rapidity of destructive idiocy that most people could never match.

Who could have guessed that a brain made of rotting oatmeal could still cause so much grief? Of course it hasn’t really. This presidency is Weekend at Biden’s, not Ernst Stavro Blofeld from You Only Live Twice. Biden doesn’t have the wit anymore to be this epically awful.

Biden has even chosen a ridiculous place to give his speech. For some reason, a venue destroyed by fascist COVID policies is the place to be. Perhaps because it is so easy to secure because literally nobody goes there?

What’s happened to Union Station is just so heartbreaking. Between the crime and homelessness, it’s a mess. Nice to see they’re cleaning it out for Biden’s big speech tonight, though. 😑 https://t.co/zAruYNxLbE

— ⚜️ Ellen Carmichael ⚜️ (@ellencarmichael) November 2, 2022

Perhaps the decision to do this is just another manifestation of Jill Biden’s amazingly bad fashion sense, expressed as political judgment? The woman who dresses as a couch now insisting on using her wits to make a masterful political move? Or Ron Klain showing his skill at manipulating voters?

This is my new hobby.

Find the sofa the dress wa made from. pic.twitter.com/Urkl2K4u5t

— Rondalee Iowa (@Maga4Justice) October 6, 2022

Have they decided that people’s intent to crawl over broken glass into the teeth of machine gun fire to vote Republican is “transitory?” Maybe Janet Yellen has extended her prognostication skills in economics to politics?

God knows. These people define ridiculous, or would if they weren’t stupid and evil.

Americans have made their decision. Democrats are toast, and will be toast for a very long time. They have turned themselves into the Labour Party with their lurch to the Left, and the only thing that will bring them back is the inevitable self-destruction of the Republican Party at some point in the future.

BONUS CONTENT: A rap video from Turkmenistan President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov, Biden’s competitor for top spot on the ridiculous politician top 10 list.