I could go into a pompous dissertation into the deeper meanings that these snotty upstarts have stripped from the classic that is Tolkein’s epic tale of heroism, courage, tenacity and selfless love. Or I could lament story changes that Peter Jackson foisted onto the epic, altering its core eternal truths in some unintentional yet profound way. Or I could wonder why more film directors don’t show the kind of attention to detail and respect to their foundational material that Jackson lavished on the LOTR trilogy.

Yeah, I could do all that. Or I could just say “Air power rulez!!!11!”