“People will wish that ‘Planet of the Apes’ was real and was happening now” pretty well sums up my feelings. Reportedly Palin’s burning the midnight oil to cram while Biden’s busy mastering the fine art of not coming off like a complete jackass. The predictable early odds, according to the new Marist poll: Greasy Joe for the win and the ‘Cuda to emerge as more likeable.

Via the Standard, ex-McCain advisor Mike Murphy notes that there are only about 20 “typical” questions that are ever asked at these things so our heroine should manage to rock on reasonably well. I think.