Most people will watch and wonder, “How much would I pay?” Wrong question. Right question: What sort of event would have to happen in your life to justify this sort of insane luxury purchase? Birth of a child? Lottery jackpot? Buyout from Google? Or, perhaps, the purchase of a sweet-ass 3G iPhone, generating a rush of well-being so effusive that one simply can’t resist the urge to round it off with a hamburger topped with gold?

Seriously, though, it’s really stupid. Exit question: Is it any stupider than a $175 steak dinner at a four-star restaurant, though? It feels stupider.