Not as good as College Humor’s justly famous “if life was like comment streams” series, but good enough for Friday. So pervasive has FB become that even an avowed abstainer like me got most of the allusions.

Karol’s tried at least three times to get me to sign up but hasn’t yet given me a coherent reason why I should. You people don’t actually use this dopey thing, do you? What am I missing?