Brutish and obnoxious, a textbook example of someone with freakishly huge mass thinking they can get away with anything.

No wonder Hogan doesn’t like her.

At Thursday’s press day for his new show “American Gladiators,” Hogan was asked which celebrity he’d like to see a Gladiator pummel. His answer: “Without a doubt Rosie O’Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up,” TMZ reported.

O’Donnell responded in her blog, saying:

hulk hogan
the wrestler guy
wants to pummel me
isnt that sweet
and wildly odd

its like a gang of gross guys
a club almost
old dumb white and on tv

If you train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins, you too may someday be reduced to baiting Rosie O’Donnell to drum up media interest in some garbage project.

What strange hold does this woman have over wrestlers’ imaginations? Is it simply that she’d make a fine lady wrestler herself, playing the butch “Big Bad Mama” type to the Tina Ferraris of the GLOW world? She is looking for work right now, too. Exit question:Rosie at Wrestlemania LVII (or whatever they’re up to now). You’d order the PPV, wouldn’t you?