No true “Anchorman” fan can read the description without salivating. Another ’70s period piece with Will Ferrell — and Woody Harrelson, with “Kingpin”-esque bad hair to boot? It’s destined for greatness. It’s a sure thing.

Watch the trailer. There are no sure things in life, my friends, except death, taxes, and Mike Huckabee.

Who told Ferrell that what he should really be doing is more slapstick?