I rise from my sickbed to keep the traffic flowing. It took a few days to trickle up from the blogs but the star turn by America’s most beloved city councilman finally made it to Fox News today, and in more than one segment, too. Here’s a new interview — inside his f***ing office, from the looks of it — with the local affiliate on his newfound fame. You’re gonna come here and insult Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and, by extension America itself? Three words: No f***ing way, pal. No f***ing way.

I love the first guy they ask for reaction. Exit question: I don’t want to overstate his stature but he’s got a sort of a … Smeaton-esque quality about him, doesn’t he? Decency with an accent, I like to think of it. Click the image to watch.