Video: "Captain America: Civil War" trailer

A much-needed, and appropriately themed, palate cleanser after a contentious week. Starring Ted Cruz as Cap, Trump as Iron Man, and Hillary as … Voldemort, maybe? Sauron? I don’t know who the villains are in these damned superhero movies.

You’d think a company that basically prints its own money could afford better CGI than the ultra-fakey Spider-Man cameo at the end, though. Good lord. At least try to reach the level of verisimilitude found in the average video game.

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