To cleanse the palate, consider this a formal retraction. Earlier today, I credited Hillary Clinton with a rare novel idea in suggesting camps for adults. Turns out not only is that idea not novel, it was implemented this very week in — where else? — the hipster paradise of Brooklyn. For just a thousand bucks, you too can finger-paint with New York corporate lawyers who demand a taste of the culture’s broader trend towards infantilization.

I regret the error.

Exit question: Aren’t colleges America’s preschools for adults?