Via the Blaze and Charles Cooke, who spots three separate crimes committed by this young do-gooder in the span of about 40 seconds. Imagine how excited mom will be to learn not only that her baby boy was handling the family semiautomatic but actually reported her to the authorities. A few years ago, before the Supreme Court’s Heller decision, having a handgun in your home for self-defense was a criminal offense in plenty of blue jurisdictions. I like to imagine that this clip is set in 2005 and young Billy returns home that day to find mom being carted off to do seven years in the pen for trying to protect him in defiance of the state’s wishes. Good luck paying for college, kiddo.