Via Mediaite, I’ve been looking around all day for a palate cleanser. And now, at last, I’ve found it. Trust me: Whatever you have on your news palate right now, this’ll clean it right out. Doesn’t matter how important it is. America’s fiscal crisis, war with Iran, a looming North Korean nuclear test — not the barest trace of any of it will remain after you meet … The Bronze Lady.
This is sort of like cleansing your palate by eating a ghost chili. It works like a charm. But, oh boy.