Here we go: Full-length Obama campaign documentary debuts

The official title: “The Road We’ve Traveled.” My title: Three Years of Glory.

It’s all here. Protracted high unemployment, a catastrophic health-care boondoggle, aimlessness in Afghanistan, Iran nearing nuclear breakout capacity, soaring gas prices, and of course historic deficits on top of a looming entitlements-driven fiscal meltdown. Narrated by Tom Hanks and directed by a guy who can’t find a single fault with Obama even though he also directed “Waiting for Superman,” a movie about unions and their political cronies ruining education for kids. Ahem.

Pop some popcorn and settle in. It’s magic time.