Chris Christie to Warren Buffett: How about you shut that yap of yours and cut a tax check already?

Are we still allowed to enjoy the occasional Chris Christie porn or has his shilling for Romney made that hopelessly taboo? Before you answer, watch the second clip below too; I tossed it in there especially for the social cons among us. The closer he gets to a VP nomination, my friends, the redder he’ll get. Coming soon, presumably: Second look at climate-change skepticism?

Actually, I’m giving you a third clip on top of those to show how his team is satisfying its urge to produce presidential campaign ads for him. The bad news: He’s still not running. The good news: Someone else is!