Via CNS, this is so illuminating that I don’t dare call it a palate cleanser. No, wait, that’s not what I meant to say. What I meant was, this is so comically obtuse that I feel like there should be a prize for making it to the end of the clip. There should be a five-question pop quiz on the CNS website based on things he said, and if you can prove you watched the whole thing by answering all five correctly, you get a free “Caddyshack” t-shirt or something.

Two clips for you, one of the interview and the second — for the “Billy Madison” fans out there — of the unofficial rebuttal.