In which the 71 percent of the public that now opposes the GZM is dismissed as cranks and crazies in the wry, cheeky Next Media style that we’ve come to know and love. Never has a smear seemed so quirkily adorable! And you will laugh out loud at the surprise ending. Why can’t the left’s sinister narratives about the right always be this entertaining?

Actually, this isn’t the funniest goof in this vein circulating online today. Via Ace, that honor goes to Fred Grandy’s spoof of the “Obama is a Muslim” true believers. Exit question from Irshad Manji: “Where does one sign up for advance tickets to Salman Rushdie’s lecture at Park51?”