Slow news day + red-meat atheist crap = crazy delicious. Here’s the compromise I’m willing to make: We’ll drop our objections to the National Day of Prayer if and only if we get a National Atheism Day of our very own. Good enough? I want me, Hitch, Dawkins, Sam Harris, S.E. Cupp (yes, sorry, but she’s one of us), and The One together in the Rose Garden, whereupon we shall conduct an official atheist “Fun Bunch” group high-five. Awesome. Do we have a deal?