A new one from Evan Coyne Maloney to accompany the news that The One is apparently unwanted these days even in … San Francisco?

Don’t be daunted by the length: The first 6:10 is simply background shot at the height of Hopenchange fee-vah to set you up for the punchline. Skip ahead to get to the good stuff. Exit quotation: “It’s just, you know, it’s like, it’s like a Che Guevara shirt.”