The kid knows his limitations, I’ll say that for him. The only reason anyone’s heard of him is because of something he did with his schwanz. Might as well show it off.

Perhaps they’ll make this extra “special” by publishing the photos on the day Palin’s book drops.

Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild. Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it’s a “foregone conclusion” it will happen…

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.

New dad Jake Tapper predicts the next three stages in Johnston’s career arc but inexplicably omits (4) porn and (5) cameo on SNL alongside Tina Fey as Palin. And yes, Fey will be returning as the ‘Cuda when the book is released; what a nice surprise it’d be to have Playgirl’s Mr. November in a skit that week sucking every last precious second out of those 15 minutes.

I’m going to poll this one because it’s been on my mind: Who’s the bigger scumbag, LJ or Jon Gosselin? For Palin fans the answer will be easy, but think carefully. For all his celebrity parasitism, Johnston hasn’t cleaned out the family bank account or made millions raising his kid inside some reality-show human zoo. Poll is below, enjoyable clip follows.