We already have a version of this show. It’s called “Hardball.”

Set me up for the easy joke, baby, and I’m going to take it every time. Every time.

‘John Safran’s Race Relations’ shows the skit involving the presenter simulating a sex scene to an image of US President Barack Obama.

The segment in the first episode of the show depicts Safran masturbating to President Obama inside a Palestinian sperm bank, and also encourages a Palestinian film crew member to do the same inside an Israeli sperm bank.

Australian Family Association spokesman John Morrissey described the show as “filth”…

“The sperm bank story is an edgy comedy sequence about the ideal of cross-cultural harmony,” the spokesman said.

Really? It’s not a satire of media hype over how much the world loves Our Savior even though, when it comes to translating that love into policy concessions, he’s been left, er, empty-handed? A lost opportunity, my friends. Maybe SNL will take up the idea next week, if they can figure out how to turn it into a critique from the left.

Needless to say, I’m looking forward to CNN fact-checking this one. In lieu of an exit question, here’s a piece of video I’ve been meaning to post today but for which I couldn’t find a good peg. I don’t know what made me think to add it here. Brace yourselves — for the fight against death.