Impressive and horrifying, that is, for the same reason the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics was: When people with ideas this bad are capable of coordinating so beautifully, who knows what evil they might do? Why, it’s like a pop-cult Blitzkrieg.

If I’m wrong about the afterlife, this is what hell will be like. Except the “break it down” part will go on forever, until you go mad from the synchronicity of twirling gold lamé balloon pants and chilling demonic cries of “oh! oh!”