Video: The greatest movie idea evah

I don’t know how it could be better — maybe if Darth Vader made a cameo or something — but this is as close to schlock horror nirvana as mankind’s ever likely to get. There are only two sorts of villains in movies whom it’s acceptable to kill in volume, with utter impunity, and in the grisliest possible ways. Someone had the genius idea of combining them. This is the result.

Actually, if the protagonists were all Israeli, that probably would have made it slightly better. Or if Megan Fox was in it. Wearing hot pants. But otherwise, gold.