Michelle's got a fee-vah and the only prescription is more NYT Obama merchandise!

The bad news: She got the URL of their online store wrong. The worse news: Yes, it really exists, and yes, it’s every bit as bad as she says. Dude.

I don’t want to nudge people about my Christmas list too early, but let’s just say I won’t be disappointed if I find some framed O-porn under the tree this year. Either that or the Obama keepsake box. Surprise me.