A palate cleanser direct from beautiful Crazytown, USA courtesy of Business Insider. The guy to watch is Jeff Macke. In fairness, this is the logical end result of The One’s economic policies: The less economic certainty there is, the more likely it is that market watchers will go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs trying to predict who’ll be bailed out, or purchased, by the government tomorrow.

Don’t be too hard on him in the comments. By Friday night, after a week without Ed to carry some of the burden, I’ll sound like this too.