Video: The surprisingly obligatory "beta female not so beta" post

Multiple requests coming in for this one, and no wonder: It was all over YouTube this morning. Take a frumpy middle-aged woman with caterpillar eyebrows and a golden voice, toss her into the mix in Britain’s version of “American Idol,” shake well, and voila. A viral jackpot.

You just know she’s going to get bounced in the next round for some English version of Sanjaya.