Breaking news: Official Chris Matthews leg thrill reported

Sounds like a big one, too, but then it’s been building for a few days. Obama and his wife got on a helicopter and then they got on a plane and then they met some world leaders and they looked pretty chipper about the whole deal. Ergo, leg thrill. I’m just glad Matthews finally has an outlet for his long dormant Camelot-encoded hagiographical impulses. He’s waited 45 years to effuse about presidential celebrity. He deserves a little jiggly leg now and then.

What do you suppose would happen if we showed him this clip? Click the image to watch.