From Funny or Die, another entry on the “die” side of the ledger. Why post it, then? You’ll see. Here’s a foolproof way to tell if you’re a beta male who spends too much time reading political news: If, after watching this, you find yourself thinking, “Hey, wasn’t that Steny Hoyer?”

Watch for the cameo from your least favorite woman pundit. No, not Kathleen Parker. The other one.