Video: Negotiations with Attractive Girls Union break down

Day 12,000 of the impasse. I tried to come up with a bailout analogy but have been left temporarily impaired by the searing pain of recognition. Help me out. There has to be a “troubled assets” joke in here somewhere.

The bit about the seat in Starbucks is funny as only acid poured into an open wound can be. Exit question: Hey, isn’t that “McCain Girl”? Content warning.