The most gimmicky, media-baiting attempt at Christian rebranding since that guy from GodMen gave us Jesus by way of Robert Bly. Reminds me of the scene in “Hoosiers” when Gene Hackman finally figures out a way to motivate his very devout sixth man. “God wants you on the floor” indeed.

Exit question: What are the married beta males supposed to do? And yes, they do exist. Theoretically.