Finally: Monkey waiters

For now, it’s just a gimmick. But give the Nikkei another week like this and before you know it the labor force will be 40 percent macaque. As it is, the big A’s goal tomorrow morning? Blind drunk by the time the opening bell rings on Wall Street.

I can’t wait until the election’s over and we can go back to blogging moronic viral videos. The spice of life!