Audio: The obligatory "Apollo 14 astronaut reveals secret government UFO cover up" post

Can we trust a man who claims his cancer was cured by remote healing and admits to having conducted ESP experiments while on the moon? Gut answer: No. Revised answer upon further reflection: No — but I’ve never been more jacked for that “X Files” movie!

Exit question: Are aliens visiting earth technically subjects of our new world president while they’re here, or do they enjoy interstellar diplomatic immunity?