Video: Revenge of the nerd

Trapped on line for hours in sweltering heat, terrified at the thought that his store’s allotment of the many, many, many units sold this weekend would be gone by the time he made it to the counter, doubtless having faced this same line of inquiry by wise-asses at every Star Trek and Star Wars convention he’s ever been to, one brave dork finally reaches his breaking point.

The correct iPhone-fanboy answer to the reporter’s question is, of course, “You mean in real life?”