For realsies, dude. This is happening. Three reasons: 1) She’s full-blown nuts and I figure every extra write-in vote she gets helps a tiny bit in keeping her from running amok; 2) McCain’s amnesty jackassery has finally passed the point of acceptability, and given that Obama’s going to win NYS by 30 points, my vote won’t matter anyway; 3) I’m a sucker for the mom stuff. You had me at hello, Chelsea. Mom in 2008!
Exit question: You think I can wrangle a press pass?
Update: My new iPhone ringtone.