So crazy it just might work. Pros: It’s probably the only way she can outflank the vast left-wing conspiracy. Cons: Then again, we’re talking about someone here who had no contingency plan in case she failed to wrap up the nomination by Super Tuesday. If contesting the caucus states was too difficult for her to grasp, disrupting the very fabric of space and time might be out of reach.

Exit question: Er, didn’t Hillary win New Hampshire?