The real thing is banned, of course, which is good news for the Kingdom’s cell-phone retailers and for this tool, who, in the course of preaching religious virtue, ends up as the Saudi answer to Hugh Hefner. The inevitable chicken-and-egg question: Does the promise of earthly delights in the afterlife push Saudi culture towards greater repression (to make those delights sweeter), or does the repression within Saudi culture lead the clerics to overemphasize the afterlife’s earthly delights? This guy seems on the verge of needing five minutes of “alone time.”

Exit question: Actually, this would qualify as Wahhabi porn, no? Click the image to watch.