A no-look pass down court, a nice feed under the basket, and a fierce rebound? Well played, sir. Although do my eyes deceive me or does he get boxed out by the guy in the blue shorts? And what’s with that dribble? Good lord — the ball’s at neck level.

Watch for the part where Al Gore sets a pick and roll for him on Hillary and he knocks over McCain on his way to the basket. Total charge.