Encore: Filipino inmates dance the pants off another pop classic

I’m just not feeling it this time. What’s the problem? The relative weakness of the tune vis-a-vis “Thriller”? The unfamiliarity of the choreography? The hack-ish, weak-ass hand-rolling gestures? When I see a violent felon dance, I want to see passion. These dudes are going through the motions. Just because Laura Branigan reeks doesn’t entitle you to phone it in, boys. Parole revoked. New sentence: An elaborate costumed pantomime to “Self-Control.”