Video: Best birthday evah

Proof positive of the disquieting weirdness of tiny Tom: There’s nothing at all strange or cultish about this — it’s just a party, albeit an unusually lavish one — but it’s unnerving anyway, mainly for the birthday boy’s uncanny ability to project a sense of such high-strung energy that you fear he might go off at any moment, and no one knows what’ll happen when he does. This time the damage is no worse than an off-key rendition of “Old Time Rock and Roll.” Next time? Only Xenu knows. Click the image to watch.

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