“They didn’t actually have to eat in there, did they?” My friends, they did. Why didn’t she dump them in the ladies’ room, you ask? Just a hunch, but I’m guessing she wanted them to enjoy the full “open urinals reeking in your face” experience.

It’s so childish, so vindictive, so … Hillary. I don’t mind telling you, I’m kind of rooting for her tonight. Exit question: How big is that men’s room, anyway? Good lord.

Update: Anyone catch the music in the background? Double awesome.