Billy Jeff: "If you elect me..."; Update: "Hillary says"?

Once again, life imitates the Onion. And a good thing, too. I’d hate to think of Hillary’s defeat as a solo affair. It’s your loss too, BJ.

Update: Patterico e-mails to say that Clinton prefaces his comment with “Hillary says,” so presumably everything that follows is in her voice. BJ getting a bad rap?