A fan vid that reflects the man himself: Overly impressed with Chuck Norris, blissfully indifferent to his chances, and superficially genial with streaks of nastiness underneath. Rudy, Mitt, and Fred are nothing more than Huckabee “wannabes”? It wasn’t ol’ Fred who waited until the Iowa caucuses to discover the virtues of border enforcement, kiddo.

All that’s missing is some Christian iconography and a line or two about “The Man” trying to keep blue-collar workers down.