Finally: The Hillary Clinton "Laverne & Shirley" fan song

This is what it sounds like when campaigns die.

If you haven’t killed yourself yet, here’s a little more from the songbird who gifted us with “High Hopes” this morning. Is this what the also-rans’ fans have been doing the past month while they’ve been sliding in the polls? Stockpiling ’70s shinola with the lyrics rewritten to feed their delusions?