Just a tad too Truther-y for my taste. Like the man says, “I give a good speech.” Is it some shock that morons who think he’s the messiah might get panicky at being so close to the Word?

Taranto notes that it’s arguably more worrisome if this is all on the level, but be honest: If women were swooning for Fred (like, er, some of our commenters), we’d shrug it off as proof of his immanent awesomeness, no?

Still worth checking out, though. Our moral superior commanded his legions to tape everything at Republican events in hopes of catching something YouTube-ably quoteworthy, untoward, or unusual. This certainly qualifies. Transparencymania!