The audio’s fuzzy so you’ll have to read Engadget to understand what’s going on. How, precisely, is this Koran-friendly? It’s no different from a woman taking a headshot before she goes out, donning the burqa, then taping the photo over her facemask. If the point of covering up is to show modesty, beaming your pic to every guy in a 20-foot radius demonstrates an especially nuanced understanding of the term.

Not a technology we’ll have to worry much about here, thankfully, although the Brits may want to pay attention. Exit question: Does the burqa also come with padding in case the mutaween catch you at Starbucks with a male friend?