And in hindsight, he was right to do so. They didn’t score 17, did they?

The beauty of yesterday’s game is that you don’t even need to be a sports fan to enjoy it. All-world QB, three-time Super Bowl champion, supermodel girlfriend — embarrassed in front of the biggest audience ever to watch an American sports event. It’s schadenfreudean paradise for beta males. Enjoy it, baby. I know I did.