I saw it yesterday, resolved that I wasn’t going to post it, and now we’re caught in a mid-afternoon lull and I’m posting it. For shame, sir. For shame.

It takes an awfully bad production to make me feel guilty for looking at a woman this attractive, but good lord. Totally unwatchable — and yet still the third most popular video on YouTube today with almost 200,000 views in 24 hours. See if you can figure out why.